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"All Hope Is Gone. 25/08/2008. anyway, why am I sin such a good mood????"


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And the reign will kill us all,
Throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see,
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

Oh Yes.

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Andy Jay says:
"Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink? " (2 hour ago) me too!

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Foo Fighters, Slipknot, Queens of the Stone Age, Manic Street Preachers, Weezer, System of a Down, Audioslave, Muse, Radiohead, Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine REM, Linkin Park, Pearl Jam, Interpol, Ash, Nine Black Alps, Refused, 30 Seconds to Mars, CKY, All American Rejects, Lostprophets, Blink 182, Bush. then it depends on the song.
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The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, Ronin, In Bruges, Clerks & Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Mallrats, Snatch, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, See no evil, Hear no evil, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bond films: From Russia with Love esp., god this list would be endless.
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Alcohol, Tobacco, Freaking Out, Braking Out, Listening to music, Playing music, Writing music, Watching TV, Watching Films.
Fears
Wasting life.
Sports
Spurs + Celtic.
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Family Guy, Top Gear, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Spaced, Alan Partridge, Futurama, Simpsons, Prison Break, Lost.
Danny Butterman
Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

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Who ever said parodies were hard?
Before I begin, this has taken me ages to get right, so if u would be so kind as to put this song on using youtube or media player, whatever, and sing these lyrics over it, Believe me its fun. enjoi.

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Pornstar - Nickelback

I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me watchya want)

I want a brand new wife with big fake tits
And a bathroom I can jack off in
And a king size dick big enough for ten plus me

(Tell me watchya need)

I'll need a
Penis Enlarger that's got no limit
to get a big bad cock with an implant in it
Gonna grow a moustache just so I can fit in

(Been there, done that)

I want a new phone book full of old slags
My picture on the front of a dirty mag
Something like razzle or escort will do for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for whores and aids
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big porn stars
And work in hilltop houses fuckin fifteen whores
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the worst bars
Get HIV with B movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up here
Suckin on dicks with her bleach blond hair and well,
Hey hey I wanna be a porn star
Hey hey I wanna be a porn star

I wanna be gay like Elton with the spangly glasses
Hire eight body guards that can fuck my asshole
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, haha)

I'm gonna wax my ass in the latest fashion
Get a back door key to the Penthouse mansion
Gonna date a ladyboy that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it)

I'm gonna trade this life for whores and aids
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big porn stars
And work in hilltop houses fuckin fifteen whores
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the worst bars
Get HIV with B movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up here
Suckin on dicks with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Work out in the private booths
With dirty old pervs watchin as we do
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a dominator on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a porn star

Gonna go ass to mouth to offend the censors
Gonna pop my balls in a fat chicks rear end yeah
Get washed-up hookers suckin on my dong
Lip sync my lines so they can be dubbed on

'Cause we all just wanna be big porn stars
And work in hilltop houses fuckin fifteen whores
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll
Hang out in the worst bars
Get HIV with B movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up here
Suckin on dicks with her bleach blond hair
And we'll
Work out in the private booths
With dirty old pervs watchin as we do
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a dominator on speed dial, well
Hey hey I wanna be a porn star
Hey hey I wanna be a porn star


COPYRIGHT ME!!!! and nickelback a bit.
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If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son.
0 Comment 11 day ago
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Donald 'Dad' Jennings R.I.P

31st January 1948 - 27th May 2005

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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor III R.I.P

1st December 1940 - 10th December 2005

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Bill Nicholson R.I.P

26th January 1919 - 23rd October 2004

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Paul Alan Hunter R.I.P

14th October 1978 - 9th October 2006

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Kurt Donald Cobain R.I.P

20th February - 5th April 1994

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Jesus AKA Jesus of Nazareth AKA Jesus Christ

25th December 8-2 BC - Easter Sunday 29-36 AD
(exact dates unknown, and easter suday changes alot)

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Marc-Vivien Foe R.I.P

1st May 1975 - 26th June 2003

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy R.I.P

29th May 1917 - 22nd November 1963

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Martin Luther King Jr. R.I.P

15th January 1929 - 4th April 1968

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Ray Charles (Robinson) R.I.P

23rd September 1930 - 10th June 2004

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Richey James Edwards

22nd December 1967 - ? (Missing Person)

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Colin Steele McRae MBE R.I.P

5th August 1968 – 15th September 2007

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Fintan O
I just want a pint of the black stuff

You can't drink a pint of bovril.
1 hour ago
Firefly Ill Set Your SoulOnfire
i wish i had that much will power effort of you laddy like realy.
id never be able for it.
how your day?
i got slightly burned today at howth and it was fucking freezing and cloudy and i got burned makes no sense. lil any1 needs this many freckles plus the new ones that will now come from the burn stupid celtic skin.
how your free days going and 16days lol
3 hour ago
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18 hour ago via Mobile
Firefly Ill Set Your SoulOnfire
realy how often do you change the writing on your page?
every time im on this i see it has changed. i dont think there words but wow you must get bored?
lol how you doing found out my mate i was real close to when we were kids dad past away today sucks fucking hate when it happens he was 60 it realy is shit.

on a nother note brought leky to a fun fair and she was going mental on a tramolen was cool .

take care andy pandy
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Firefly Ill Set Your SoulOnfire
man the amount if fake comments you getting haha
check out the paint jobs on the johnny cash truck its amazing. that guy won the truck show but his truck was class. sad look what my family have done to me. ah well how yoou getting on?
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who are you.....?
2 day ago
Firefly Ill Set Your SoulOnfire
hey andy how you doing? for some reason i ended up at a truck show and was kinda good my da and brother won a trophy so they wer happy but was a mad day ah will have to put the pics up of these class johnny cash truck the paint job is deady. how soibh?
so you still not working ya lucky ducky.
well i think i got sun burned or some such thing.
and nearly got sick in a church haha new religion would make me sick one day haha

well take care man hope all is well
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Haha! :L :L I think it's just u! I couldn't c Matt lecturing about dinosaurs, could u?!?
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Wen u goin on GTA again
5 day ago
Siobhan Berry
nicholas: i dont want to upset the applecart
Cartwright: yeah because we all sell apples round ere
Danny: your dad sells apples
Cartwright: and rasberrys

Wainwright: you know theres more guns in the counrty than there are in th city
Cartwright: yeah everyone and there mums packin round ere
Nicholas : like who ?
Cartwright: farmers
Nicholas: and ?
Cartwright: farmers mums

i think this is correct i really didnt have enough time to check but i new youd get iteven if i was wrong *kisses*
5 day ago
Fintan O
It is the monkey of sound based death indeed, how is the wonderful world of Andy revolving? My situation is strange if not downright insane. I work in an office, wearing a suit and helping people with mortgage's in Roscommon town. It's a world gone topsy-turvy. Keep's me in beer but I have developed an unhealthy computer obsession due to boredom.
5 day ago
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